About

Since you are reading my blog, it’s only natural that you would want to know something about me. I would if I were you. Who is this guy? Why does he have a blog? Why am I reading this and not something else?

I am a male human living in northern Texas. I have a lovely wife whom I adore and two fantastic yet infuriating sons. I’m old enough to remember what the world was like before the Internet but young enough not to have any problems with the changes the web brought with it.

I am a systems analyst (for lack of a better job title) for a small company in Dallas. I do everything from building complex websites to changing the toner cartridges. I like the company I work for, but my job is not very challenging. I only have to work four days a week and the hours are super flexible. This works really well for me because I’m a slacker.

I have a master’s degree in information technology from the University of North Texas. My bachelor’s is in history.

I’m interested in lots of things, but I mostly seem to write about politics.

I am a left-wing, progressive secular humanist. Not only am I proud of this, I’m smug about it. I think that most people are stupid and that corporations are evil.

Here’s a chart proving a direct relationship between the stupidity of the average person and the iniquity of corporations. As you can see, the dumber we become, the more evil they get.

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