Slacker I just realized that I haven’t blogged in a while because I’m a massive slacker. Most blogs are pointless anyway because they have exactly one reader. I enjoy being a slacker. It affords me the time to do the things I want to do, like finding tunes for my ipod or reading the news. It also gives me the opportunity to lament the fact that I don’t have a creative bone in my body.

My complete and utter lack of creativity annoys me because I really want to write. A novel, not just an idiotic blog. I get kinda down when I dwell on it for too long, but then I remember that there are plenty of other talentless, unoriginal people out there doing exactly what I want to do.

Enough self-pity. As soon as I have an idea, I’m gonna start writing.