I was looking at my blog stats and I’m a little annoyed. My number one post is a little crumb I tossed off about the ShamWow. I’ve even had comments on it from ShamWow Vince himself. In one of them that I didn’t publish he even offered me a free sample. I’ve had more hits on that single post than all my pearls of political wisdom combined.
It’s obviously a testament to the mighty power if the ShamWow! Dismayed that Vince had beaten me I tried to resist. My delete finger got itchy, but I couldn’t go through with it. I struggled for several minutes, torn between ideological purity and commercialism. My love of all things political vs. my need for a cost effective way to soak up my many, many spilled beverages. Can I be true to myself and free from paper towels forever?
I surrender to the ShamWow’s magnificent absorbency, it’s limitless versatility, it’s uh… German-ness. You can even wash your dog with it.
I say “wow”. Every time.
ShamWhat?
Can anyone get me in touch with Vince Offer? We think we might want him to help us sell our product. Seriously.
Eric, if you’re still out there, Vince Offer is on LinkedIn. You can contact him directly there.
Yea sham wow is marketed on tv crazy which probably led to this
the guy is a shrewed salesman…pure Carny/street theatre/Hubert’s Museum (for those NY folks old enough to remember).
The guy is a gem.
Go Vince.